Based on one year of continuous exposure, alliance leadership, and repeated poor decisions.
This product is a mobile strategy game designed to simulate progress, urgency, dominance, and relevance. Prolonged exposure may cause distorted priorities, financial leakage, and the illusion that tonight’s event really matters.
At the end of the day, this is still just a game.
Servers end. Seasons reset. Alliances collapse.
One day you will log out for the last time and retain no transferable assets, equity, or legacy – and your empire will vanish faster than a world-chat apology.
FINANCIAL SELF-DESTRUCTION WARNING
If you want to be competitive, understand the following:
- Remaining competitive requires spending money
- Often hundreds of dollars per month
- Sometimes more, depending on ego, rivalries, or revenge arcs
- “Just a little” will become “Why is my wallet empty but my base still weak?”
Free-to-play users may survive through alliance support, discipline, and patience – but should expect to be regularly hunted by killer whales who consider your base a recreational activity.
- Do NOT spend the GDP of a mid-sized nation-state chasing a leaderboard that resets like your attention span.
- Digital power does not convert to real-world value.
- No refunds are issued for regret.
This game does not care about your budget.
Your bank app will know before you do. Progress is temporary. Charges are final.
SOCIAL LIFE & RELATIONSHIP DAMAGE WARNING
Side effects may include:
- Ignoring people you actually know
- Fighting with strangers over imaginary territory
- Saying “just one more thing” 37 times
- Missing sleep, meals, and basic human interaction
No base upgrade is worth losing a relationship.
No alliance drama is worth not paying rent.
If the game is costing you peace, sleep, or stability, the return on investment is already negative. Please touch grass immediately.
FUN, JOY, AND SANITY GUIDELINES
This game is best enjoyed when:
- You can laugh at the chaos instead of trying to control it
- You don’t tie your self-worth, mood, or identity to your power level
- You remember this isn’t real life (even if it feels like it at 2am)
Progress in this game is temporary.
Validation is inconsistent.
The stress is optional.
You cannot win everything.
You cannot outspend everyone.
You cannot fix world chat.
No amount of effort will make all three false at the same time.
And that’s okay.
Your value does not rise or fall with an event ranking.
Your intelligence is not measured by a leaderboard.
Your time matters more than the outcome of a reset cycle.
Play for moments that are actually fun.
Laugh when things go wrong.
Log out when it stops being enjoyable.
The game will still be there tomorrow.
Your peace might not be.
RECOMMENDED DOSAGE
✔ Play for fun – not validation
✔ Play with friends – not enemies you’ve never met
✔ Play with limits – time, money, and emotional bandwidth
✔ Play with a budget – and respect it like it’s real (because it is)
✔ Play with humor – laughter is the only stat that carries over
✔ Play like a sane adult – or close enough to pass inspection
Above all:
Try your best to enjoy it and have fun.
FINAL WARNING
The moment this game feels like a job, an obligation, or a moral crusade – you’ve already lost more than any battle could cost you.
Uninstall immediately.
Consume water.
May the odds ever be in your favor –
not that it matters.
TÝR — State #395
Forged in State #10.
Survived bad updates.
Endured worse matchmaking.
Still here.
Mentally questionable.
Results not typical.